Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.

The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.

by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011

Breath Punch

When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.

"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."

by AllDolphin54 January 15, 2009

Pupil Punching

When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.

Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."

by Invader287 November 9, 2012

Punch in the Nose

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.

I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!

by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.

Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.

by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016

Punch-through

The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.

Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.

by Gina Johnson September 4, 2018