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pumpkin bowling

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
by timpacalypse October 8, 2005
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Pumpkin Patch

A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.
You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.
by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010
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Grumpy Pumpkin

Someone who is in a fowl mood
Adam lost his poker game so he was a Grumpy Pumpkin
by Miss Jenna December 3, 2005
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Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.
Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......
by Titsgizzle December 9, 2010
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the pumpkin vine

Opposed to the grape vine, which is how common folk get information and is usually unreliable, the pumkin vine is how important people get information.
Nukka: "I heard you're getting promoted."
Babu: "Where'd you hear that?"
Nukka: "Just through the pumpkin vine."
by NOTMYNECK April 26, 2008
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party pumpkin

During Halloween, A pumpkin which has been carved with many holes, perfectly sized for 12oz beverage of choice (soda or beer). After placing cans about halfway into pumpkin, fill the inside of the pumpkin with Ice. Thus keeping your drinks cold. Refill empty spots as needed and enjoy your new conversation piece.

Origin <Trick-or-Treat in Newark, Ohio 2018> <Aunt Kate R.> <Potters Grove>
Guest: Where can I get a beer.
Host: In the "Party Pumpkin"
Guest: What?
by Hoover Who October 26, 2018
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ass pumpkin

a butt with the lines of a pumpkin on it
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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