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Proslexic

Proslexic is where someone has some immense power over their language. Don't argue with a proslexic, they WILL own you to hell and back with ridiculously long words and grammar.
Sailor Mac: That guy over there, he keeps looking at me funny.

Sailor Dan: Don't mess with him Mac, that guy's proslexic. Say anything to him and he'll shoot you down in seconds.

Man in the corner: *Smirk*
by BlackjackHardwick February 5, 2010
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ploblem

When something is far worse than a problem
tatianas two brothers are after me cause I called her a bitch, now I have a serious ploblem
by Bunga July 13, 2015
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Jack Prowler

"Jack Prowler" a spin off of the main character

"Jack Bower" from the hit series 24, to describe an over zealous or overly aggressive cop that prowls around for petty charges to pump himself up in to a jack bower like state....
You: Hey did you see how that cop pulled the e-brake and slipped his taser out on that poor little kid for skateboarding?

Me: yeah he nearly spilled his doughnuts what a "Jack Prowler"
by xxxnighthustlerxxx April 28, 2010
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probe

A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!
by Skipster May 13, 2003
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problem box

Adjective:

Basically used to describe something that is annoying, and is in turn making more problems in other areas of your life.

Something that causes more trouble than its actually worth.

Can also be used generally, as:
"My life is a problem box"
"this computer is broken, meaning I cannot complete my assignment, yet it is still lying in the middle of the floor, and has caused me too fall flat on my ugly face. what a f*****g problem box"
by my-problem-box July 3, 2007
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Poobles

Those little chunks of poop that come back after you have flushed the toilet causing you to choose between wasting water by flushing again or looking like a pig when the next person uses the bathroom.
I went into my friends bathroom and there were a bunch of poobles at the bottom of the toilet.
by mathteacher33 July 27, 2010
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purple prowler

(1) the type of boner you get late at night usually during closing time, on the hunt for some fresh gine gine. (2)a big ol veiny glorious big whopper hardon out on the hunt for some fresh cougar puntang.
i totally gave her the purple prowler in the backseat of your car dude!
by craig yeah yeah March 5, 2008
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