porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.
by Candy179 September 25, 2021
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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
by RRRamsey is the shit April 30, 2022
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Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up
by NiggaBuck93 August 01, 2023
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porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.
Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 June 08, 2011
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painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
Wanna go finish painting the porch?
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 03, 2020
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porch ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja
by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013
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Porch seagull

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls
by Duhitsagangmember September 21, 2020
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