The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
Get the The Polar Randolphmug. "Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"
by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024
Get the Polar Bearmug. When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’
by Fritz May 29, 2020
Get the Polar Pokemug. by dOuBlE-4$ December 2, 2010
Get the polar peezymug. by Darin Kiive November 13, 2006
Get the bi-polar planemug. POLAR KITAYAMA , She’s a wise but young lady. You can’t name one thing she hasn’t been through. She’s understanding, She was definitely in your shoes at some point in her life. She powered through and helps others with the things she struggled to get through herself. She’s experienced, Older mentally than she is physically. At some point in time she wanted to perish, she felt helpless and constant sorrow. She starved, She under slept, She cried, And cried… And cried. She always had a gut wrenching feeling when she wept, But one day someone broke her heart whilst she was at her lowest point in life. You might think she got worse, But it was the opposite, She decided to focus on herself and stay with her loving family, And she slowly but surely healed. She may still have depression deep down but she could never be happier and healthier than she is now if she wasn’t around the people she loved and needed the most.
by PolarKitayama April 8, 2025
Get the POLAR KITAYAMAmug. Adam was invited to a random lake house party where he had to invent a new trick to fit in so he came up with the Polar Choo Choo to combine his two favorite drugs.
by Lazy Lola September 13, 2025
Get the Polar Choo Choomug.