PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 12, 2011
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J-Pod

Originated in Rat City Washington, disciples of Jessus Christ,
they wear silly clothes, draw silly combo-animals, and all have names beginning with the letter "J". But don't think just because your name starts with J you can just declare yourself a member.
you must be initiated as dictated by the rules and regulations set forth many a year ago by the original three J-podites.
J-Pod!

you cannot defeat the J-Pod
by Dr.Acula October 31, 2006
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pod spotting

I spotted at least 30 podestrians in college today
by aelso January 19, 2005
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'tide pod' president

Twitter name given to Trump, after he suggested using a disinfectant for treatment of COVID-19. Trump made this suggestion after getting a letter from Mark Grenon who told Trump that chlorine dioxide – a powerful bleach used in industrial processes – is “a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body” and that it ... “can rid the body of Covid-19”. Because chlorine dioxide can have fatal side-effects when ingested the manufacturers of commercial products with chlorine dioxide held press conferences telling people not to use the product to treat disease and to contact medical professionals when sick.
Trump, a frequent user of Twitter was Twittered by Twitter as the 'tide pod' president.
by mlhiss April 27, 2020
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tide pods challenge

The retarded internet virals (other than ikoy-ikoyan/ikoy-ikoy, Rickroll, Sandstorm/Darude - Sandstorm/Sandstorm by Darude, Harlem Shake, butchered languages {anagrams nobody asked for---such as "ngab" or "sabi", "all your base are belong to us", DogE, meme man}, new words nobody asked for {like literally, every Urban Dictionary's definitions}, etc.) which still exists till now
Are you a dog who suffers rabies, so you do "Tide Pods challenge"?
by Sir. B August 31, 2021
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Trigger Happy Tri Pod

This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.
Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!
by Milk Snake April 18, 2014
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attack i pod lemon

some idiotic peice of shit who cant write a definiton with a damm
(person 1)hey have you heard of attack i pod lemon
(person 2)Ooh yeah FUCK THAT MORON.
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
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