Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

by gyro_elongated March 24, 2020

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Physicist Frosty

Frosty,a suspicious human (not rude) ,some thinks frosty is alien,some thinks Frosty is a high-level programmed bot
But Frosty is very good at Physics

Hey that person seems suspicious,he might be physicist Frosty
He is frostizised

by Telegramer January 7, 2021

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Physical Schizophrenia

Being so fat that you have to identify as 2 people

I was denied access to the fun fair ride due to my physical schizophrenia

by Maybe on Wednesday April 9, 2023

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Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.

-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."

by xSweep September 5, 2010

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Mathematical physics

1. A religion designed for people who think they can see the universe through God's eyes.

2. Religion that uses extensive bogus claims of unseen happenings rivaling Christianity.

1. Since Hawking studies mathematical physics, it means he wanted to see the universe through the eyes of God, so God paralyzed his ass.

2. Never seen dark matter? Never seen water turn to wine? Same difference.

by Jefferoo September 23, 2012

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