Payton Moormeier

The cutest boy in the world

Payton Moormeier is my boyfriend, he just doesn’t know it yet ;)

by Catsanddogs April 21, 2019

Paytonsexual

To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree

hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that

by Paybae obsessed w payton January 2, 2021

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

by eivrog October 14, 2010

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Peotone

A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.

Living in Peotone is like living in Hell

by nikki191919 November 7, 2011

peytyn

Beautiful, loving, and cares. Has had some ups and downs in life. But is always happy. She can light up a room with just one smile. No this girl is not ordinary she is faithful and will stay by your side. And P.S. Is a great lover

Omg did you see peytyn she is so beautiful.

I was in such a bad mood today until peytyn came and put me in a good mood.

by Anonymous 123 April 25, 2016

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

by darkbob October 15, 2006