psycho paradox

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

by Heatheranne July 24, 2008

White Power Paradox

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.

redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.

by foxbowl December 14, 2011

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

Millennial Paradox

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016

youtube paradox

A YouTube paradox is when a very large number of users' accounts are deleted, causing YouTube to practically reset itself to when it was first on the internet.

person 1: "Why are there so few users on here these days?"
Person 2: "There was a youtube paradox the other day. A lot of fake spamming accounts were removed because there were tons of complaints".

by ................... August 13, 2007

Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012

Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!

by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010