crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023

Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018

Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.

What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?

by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020

Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018

Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 5, 2023