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Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM)

Differs from your typical pot-smoking paranoiac in that, due to vast inferiority complexes paired with unresolved childhood issues in tandem with delusions of grandeur compounded by the vast amounts of cannabis smoked since early teenage years, this blend of smoker vacillates between seeing himself as a hero one moment, picked-on the next. Warning: is ready to snap at any moment if either his self-heroics or “victim status” are threatened.
“Brandon’s Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) must’ve kicked in ‘cause he just threatened to choke the life out of that guy over nothin’.”

“You know a 45-year-old man’s got Stoner Panic Mentality (SPM) of if he offered to bring a doctor’s note to work after staying home ‘cause he’s too stoned to come in to the office.”
by Rawty Rawty Piper October 14, 2009
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girl panic

The second single from Duran Duran 13th album, 'All You Need Is Now.'

Simon LeBon (lead singer) "The effect girls have on boys, boys have on boys and boys have on girls."

A long glance or stare that you give a person that makes you forget who and where you are, and who will ultimately destroy you.
Man: After I saw her dancing in the club, she brought on a major "girl panic." Who needs to get married.

Man: She took my money, my home, my car, and my dog. I still want to sleep with her. Give me the phone.
by Duraniefan May 21, 2011
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Kindness panic

The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.
She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."

On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
by yeahsnagyeah December 1, 2013
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Parking Lot Panic

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.
I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.
by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010
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Nazi Panic

The sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a swastika onto the forehead of the beneficiary. This usually makes people of panic when being viewed.
He’s looked like a Nazi so I gave him a Nazi Panic
by bear dance February 14, 2020
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DON'T PANIC

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004
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widespread panic

heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...
Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

I'm a spreadhead
by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003
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