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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Ghetto paintingmug.

Paint Licker

Paint licker was used a while back, and it was used like "window licker" it was the same insult to say the person is dumb/mentally handy capped because they would lick lead paint off the walls and lead paint can cause brain damage. So, it is to say someone is so dumb the only explanation is they are a "paint licker"
We don't use lead paint anymore so the insalt has pretty much gone away
Donald Trump is a paint licker.
Get away from me paint licker!
by ndidomin January 9, 2021
mugGet the Paint Lickermug.

Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.
Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"
by duro.notroh December 3, 2022
mugGet the Painting Drive Bymug.

Paint thinner

fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner
Average bleach fan: "Eyo bro you drink bleach?"
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*
by Paintthinnerenjoyer52 August 29, 2022
mugGet the Paint thinnermug.

snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
mugGet the snuff paintingmug.

paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.
(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")
by Priapism76 June 11, 2014
mugGet the paint the insidemug.

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.
'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'
by Little Tommy Tucker May 28, 2008
mugGet the paint ghostsmug.

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