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paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 18, 2017
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Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.
by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018
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Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.
Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"
by ravyn96 December 3, 2022
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Paint World

The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.
“I’m a fucking painting
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
by Treest Mode December 22, 2022
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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Mario Paint

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022
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Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.
Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.
by Llama llama December 25, 2021
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