Polla pad

The last pad you buy before you unknowingly get pregnant.

She went to Sam’s Club last and purchased her Polla pad, not knowing she was pregnant with that baby

by Samenametwice January 20, 2026

shin pad dribbler

A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.

Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.

by sdafasdfasdfasd May 3, 2025

puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators

dude dunky is such a puppy pad

by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.

I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

F Pad

Short for fanny pad, meaning a sanitary towel/pad.

Hey, have you got a wee F Pad I could use?

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025

Brake pad rock

A rock shaped like a vehicle's brake pad

I saw a brake pad rock down by the creek.

by Illogical definition December 21, 2025