phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies
stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy
by JLames_06 June 16, 2018
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foot phone

Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated
How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.
by PhoneOperator January 07, 2014
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Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.
God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.
by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021
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phone hammock

When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.
dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.

You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
by DerAbgrund June 04, 2017
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kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"
by internlyfe January 26, 2021
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Phone-wander

To walk, mope, or otherwise meaninglessly move about while talking on the phone or texting.
After he paced back and forth on the porch for the first 10 minutes of the conversation, Trevor phone-wandered aimlessly around the perimeter of the living room- softly kicking the floorboards as he strolled.
by SeeSawAstronaut December 07, 2010
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phone ganster

A phone ganster is someone who acts tough over the phone but when it comes face to face there really a punk
There was a large girl who always started rumors because she's a jelous person but when she sees her x friends in school she trys to avoid then and act like she's on her phone. But when large girl gets confronted for being such a sally wag she's acts all big and bad on the phone cause she's a phone ganster
by xyessyyx November 25, 2010
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