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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 05, 2021
by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021
It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
by brophet October 16, 2018
A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
by Xalrons456 February 11, 2012
A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.
"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"
by Freelee09 October 06, 2015