You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022
 Get the Horse Railingmug.
Get the Horse Railingmug. The recessed rail closest to the bartender where empty glasses are placed, usually indicating the patron is ready for another beverage.
by bjcompton January 19, 2024
 Get the Snead railmug.
Get the Snead railmug. Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*
by Daisy89 September 23, 2022
 Get the top and railmug.
Get the top and railmug. Referring to Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the infamous Kuruk Rail is the hardest tech in the entire game. It requires frame perfect speed.
Can also be used as a verb for missing the aforementioned tech.
Can also be used as a verb for missing the aforementioned tech.
by DryWallHumper  December 2, 2018
 Get the Kuruk Railmug.
Get the Kuruk Railmug. A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023
 Get the Rail-bonermug.
Get the Rail-bonermug. 
