cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 13, 2017

front hugging

The most censored form of the word "sexual intercourse"

Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.

Katie from "Without a Crystal Ball" loves to talk about front hugging.

She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while

by crudmonkey March 26, 2021

Piggy Front

In essence this is the piggie-front, but with more sexual conotations. The man stands up, ERECT, and poises for the jump. The woman stands directly across and prepares to recieve the man's meat club. The man leaps and penetrates the sloppy waffle while hanging on like an orangutan cub to its mother. Sex ensues. It is also nicknamed the squealer because the woman squeals like a pig.

That bitch was squealin after that piggy front. Then she died.

by Neil Boudreaux June 11, 2010

Front Load

To take a load in your front.

That chick was gonna rear load the bouncer to get in. But he wanted a Front Load instead. Since he was tall and not bad looking. a load might result in genetically superior offspring. So she was a ok with that.

by The Dirty Mexican December 27, 2012

front and centre

A term which derrived from a particular actress who ended up front and centre for virtually every song through a performance of godspell, and consequently claimed this technique in every show there after. it is now a term used to insinuate stealing the limelight, or being over confident, and also a term of derision or piss taking

bwahaaa. laura is front and centre. AGAIN.

ooooh get you. front and centre.

*sings* day by day. day by day... etc etc

by Divaaar November 15, 2006

Punch Front

When Friends(only individuals who are cool) hang out, relax or "chill out"...

Synonomous with kick back, however it involves cooler people...

"Hey Jess, you coming to the punch front tonight?"
"No... I can't... not cool enough"
"Oh.. true say"

by hbchiq April 12, 2007

front tit

The first available spot.

First stool at a bar (strip bar), the first parking slot, etc. Such as, "Hey, look at that! A front tit!"

by bcrude August 25, 2006