Evening.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
Get the eveningmug. An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
Get the Evening Damagemug. I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
by hllw September 1, 2021
Get the Evenismmug. A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
Get the Evenmug. person 1: “hey look at that dog over there”
person 2 “thats me if you even care
person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*
person 2 “thats me if you even care
person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*
by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023
Get the this is me if you even caremug. An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill
by the only person who uses this February 11, 2024
Get the Ativan Eveningmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
Get the Evenmug.