long nose lion

LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.

Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.

by The long 👃 November 10, 2017

dandy-lion

A lion in dandyland.

"A dandy-lion is a lion in Dandyland."

by Chenzo23 September 18, 2008

shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.

1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

Cowardly Lion (verb)

An act and exchange of verbiage between two consenting adults.

The Cowardly Lion (verb) is an act described as follows: While doing your girl from behind, at the point of her climax she has to scream "hippopotamus" and just before you blow your baby batter all over her back, you scream "I'll cock you from top to bottomnus"

by HappyCappy August 24, 2011

Detroit Lions fan

Someone who is hopelessly convinced of something that has no chance of happening.

Bill: Hey, Ned actually thinks he's gonna get laid this weekend!
Jim: Ha ha! Yeah right...must be a Detroit Lions fan.

by Jucifer Jones January 29, 2008

Go Lion King on it

When someone raises his or her phone up high in order to receive better signal on their phone.

Jamie: Ughhh my message is not sending!!!
Kat: Just go lion king on it.
Jamie: oh yeah, thanks

by JTease March 7, 2013