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School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story
by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

Mom: get up, it's time for school

Me: not today, satan
by cameltaintbess May 10, 2016
mugGet the Schoolmug.

school

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!
by Gxp August 15, 2003
mugGet the schoolmug.

School

Hell, horror, torture, School.
by dovii June 22, 2008
mugGet the Schoolmug.

School

by Pandagirl55 May 3, 2010
mugGet the Schoolmug.

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