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A nerd is NOT required to be socially awkward OR ugly. Ugly or socially awkward people are geeks, dorks, or dweebs. If your definition falls under any of that, leave this right now.

A nerd is a person who has a high level of intelligence and puts most of it toward schoolwork. Usually nerds group together in clans of 5-10 and have fun.

Nerds do NOT follow society's trends.

Nerds fall into different categories:

Gamer - Someone who puts most, if not all, of their time into playing video games and learning all there is to know about them. Usually they start off early in life, playing stuff like Mario, then they play more games in that series, eventually moving up to all genres, including shooter, platformer, and RPG. They can be found in large groups at conventions such as MAGFest and Pax East.

Internet nerd - Internet nerds usually develop to be gamers, spending a lot of time on websites to kill time and listen to music. They generally know programming and how to fix their own computer. They tend to go to places like Memebase, being able to reference things that no one really knows, making it awkward when they do.

Bookworm - This nerd spends a LOT of time reading. More than likely they're team Harry Potter. They sometimes obsess over books, buying costumes for the characters and going to all the midnight premieres. Some are so bent on reading all the time that they've had books confiscated in class.
Person 1: She is SUCH a nerd. Person 2: No, she's a dork.
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A person that is infinitesimally cool. He/she is the uber incarnation of awesomeness and they are blessed with other wordly sight.Their thought transcends space and time.
You think I am just like you but I am a nerd!
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A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.
You're about 5'8", right?
Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths
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A boy or girl in the adolescent stage where their IQ is high and their social level low. They often refuse to conform, have many geek friends and are strong in numbers (beware!)
They are very underappreciated and are the leading buyers of pocket protectors nationwide.
The cheerleader's fall:
Mary Jane: "What's that large black line on the horizon beyond the football feild?"
Sally Sue: "Oh dear Mary Jane! We don't have time to throw up today! there is a flock of nerds in a large group seeking revenge! Beware!"
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Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.
Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
by JC February 18, 2004
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NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)
He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us
by Evan November 24, 2003
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