Mushroom Trim

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 26, 2017

double mushroom

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

by yunknasty February 11, 2013

Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government

Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Mushroom Booster

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.

Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.

by kamel_reds December 15, 2009

Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole

Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.

by house host August 14, 2021

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021