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Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.
"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

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"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

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"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"
by Skribblahh April 20, 2012
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soil muncher

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.
Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.
by Mansomans September 8, 2016
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Minnie muncher

Another way of calling someone a rug muncher.
Dude, she's not interested in guys, she's a minnie muncher
by No one significant June 27, 2010
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Celery Muncher

A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.
Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?

Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.
by frenchbake September 28, 2023
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nigger muncher

One who deems it preferable to munch on the nigger
That nigger Mike is such a nigger muncher.
by Niggaman34 July 15, 2022
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clitoris munchers

Some one who bites at the clit very vigorously chomping away at it. The individual will be sucking it like a tiny little cock.
Girl 1: “Oh yeah my boyfriend gave me the best orgasm the other day

Girl 2: “Oh damn he must have been one of those clitoris munchers”
by cuddlie.dog.eggs April 2, 2022
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Box Muncher

Some that eat pussy
by ZJay412 November 1, 2020
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