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The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.
Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".
by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020
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Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse
A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........
by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020
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Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
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Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.
“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”
by Itsmee November 17, 2020
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Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.
Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.
by ayejetski October 19, 2025
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montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.
I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?
by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016
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Bo Montana Media

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by smitty_city6 February 13, 2024
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