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Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc
no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys
by sugma1232 December 29, 2022
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023
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Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.
Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there
by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024
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