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Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.
by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021
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Mississippi horsey pants

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018
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Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off
"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink
by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019
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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
by TallMoney December 7, 2020
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Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.
You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?
by MustardBreath March 26, 2021
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mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy
Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.
by brian1108 May 19, 2006
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Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.
My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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