Minge Syringe

A long thin penis, usually sported by men who are also long and thin.
Kirsty turned away in disgust and disappointment as Kev attempted to inject her with his minge syringe
by t0mmy8 May 11, 2009
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yao mings

Yo dude you wanna get down with the yao mings?
Hell yeah i wanna get down with some yey!
by The Yza March 23, 2008
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minge winker

Widdecombe gave up politics to become a minge winker.
by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003
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Minge Tease

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.

It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!

Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009
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Ming Yi

A 98 year old Chinese Old Man that walks up to Chinese Grandmas saying the worst pickup lines and the worst breakup lines.
Example of pickup line:Are you a condom because I want to put my penus in u
Example of pickup line 2:When I see you my penus is straight.
Example of breakup line:You are bad for my life.
Did you see that Ming Yi walking on the street yesterday?
Stop trying to become a Ming Yi
by Ming Yi December 09, 2016
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Swing Ming

name for asian man fresh off the boat, who's name is Siu Ming, and needs a cool name for the mean streets of Toronto. The potential of this asian person is quite great, at one point getting 90s in mathematics. he is now a recovering alcoholic and looks for guidance from nocturnal nig and artyom's spatula.
by sean pinage January 17, 2005
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ming feng

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.
by ilovepussycat December 02, 2018
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