midget chap-sack

A sack full of midgets in sequin suits and ass-less chaps; mainly used as a weapon

I'm about to pull a midget chap-sack out on that asshole if he don't stop!

DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MIDGET CHAP-SACK!

by Wicked Muppet Ryda July 31, 2011

midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

by idkone August 4, 2011

MidgetLULers

People who shows about little people just for the lulz with no intention of feeling bad about it.

Watching little people big world just to watch them get hurt. Like when they get hurt and you laugh you would be called a MidgetLULer or if your laughing with friends about it you would be called MidgetLULers.

by CheatAtMeBro August 20, 2012

midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

Midgetry

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019