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Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!
Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.
by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006
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Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
by meatman500 January 5, 2009
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Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.
Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!
by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
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rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011
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Meat Sauce

A sauce exclusively produced by men. Also known as semen. It can be easily differentiated for its white transparent colour and its salty flavour. Not recommended on pasta.
Bro did you end up giving that bitch the meat sauce?
by Mr Boxers February 16, 2022
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Meat rush

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!
by Madridwind May 15, 2016
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