Dave Matthews Band

A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.

Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves

by jusdepamplemousse July 18, 2010

is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES

GIRL 1: IS MATTHEW GAY
GIRL 2: *PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE*

by defo not matteo January 28, 2021

Matthew Heba

A super short kid, usually not good looking

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? He's a total Matthew Heba!" "OMG gross!"

by okokalrigh July 28, 2018

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

dave matthews band

A motley crew of has been roots rock "musicians" who think that playing seventeen instruments at the same time somehow makes them musically competent.

Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.

by FriendlyWalrus July 15, 2007

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010

Matthew

Cute and sweet, kind and there for others. Pretends he's dangerous when really he's just adorable.

You have no self-discipline whatsoever. Why can't you be Matthew?

by mattfanclub April 26, 2014