For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.
by afroken January 15, 2004
Get the weapons of mass distractionmug. A famous person on Funny Pics app for Iphone. Quite possibly the coolest being that has ever existed. He likes his bitches blue.
by mortified__penguin October 29, 2010
Get the Mass Effect nerdmug. Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.
Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!
Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.
by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011
Get the Weapons of mass deductionmug. George W. Bush: "Our goal in Iraq, is to find, and kill, these nuculer- nucu- new-cue- nuc-lee-er, um, mu-cu-.... weapons of mass destruction.
by Gir's Moose December 27, 2008
Get the weapons of mass destructionmug. Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.
by sarcastic July 7, 2003
Get the Weapons of Mass Destructionmug. TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.
MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!
HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!
MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!
MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
Get the TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTIONmug. Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!
Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)
by woobie October 10, 2005
Get the weapons of mass destructionmug.