I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

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Marting

Having sex at Walmart

Bryce was caught marting with his girlfriend

by 22fhsn May 7, 2019

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Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024

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K-Mart

The place where you bought those Off-Brand shoes, went to school, and bragged about said Off-Brand shoes

Man 1: Look at my new shoes
Man 2: You probably got those from K-mart loser
Man 1:

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

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Day-Mart

Nickname for Target. It refers to the late founder of Target, George Dayton, and also a pun on both Wal-Mart (whose founder is Sam Walton) and Kmart, whose founder is SS Kresge.

Marty: Wanna go shopping at Day-Mart?
James: What's Day-Mart?
Marty: It's Target, James. I call it that because Target was founded by George DAYton, like how Wal-Mart was founded by Sam WALton and Kmart was founded by SS Kresge.
James: Oh, I get it now! LOL!

by SuperNerd93 October 1, 2019

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