I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Karter mart

A shopping mart exclusively for people who’s name start with the letter K

Karen and Kristen went too karter mart yesterday.

by The random scroller April 13, 2022

K-Mart

The place where you bought those Off-Brand shoes, went to school, and bragged about said Off-Brand shoes

Man 1: Look at my new shoes
Man 2: You probably got those from K-mart loser
Man 1:

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

Wall-mart

The act of crashing a shopping cart into a wall at a convenience store or any building the owner escorts you out. Most of the times they just call the police, though.

Guy: Yo bro I just gave Karen's house Wall-mart and she came out and yelled at me like frickin' Banshee.
Other Guy: Yo Karen deserved it all things considered.

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

Day-Mart

Nickname for Target. It refers to the late founder of Target, George Dayton, and also a pun on both Wal-Mart (whose founder is Sam Walton) and Kmart, whose founder is SS Kresge.

Marty: Wanna go shopping at Day-Mart?
James: What's Day-Mart?
Marty: It's Target, James. I call it that because Target was founded by George DAYton, like how Wal-Mart was founded by Sam WALton and Kmart was founded by SS Kresge.
James: Oh, I get it now! LOL!

by SuperNerd93 October 1, 2019

K-Mart

Opposite of Gucci. You're feeling so terrible, you're at K-Mart level down.

Been a bad day, I feel so K-Mart

by RonEssHomie April 28, 2023