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Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*
by Soapy17 September 21, 2011
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Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.
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Myer muffin

When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.
Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!
by Cookieareyummy264 September 18, 2009
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Muffin Stuffing

When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.
by Jeff L & Meghan M January 29, 2010
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Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
by Venumb77 January 30, 2010
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Tater Muffin

Look at that cute tater muffin, he looks so snuggly!
by wydia October 29, 2010
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tug muffin

A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
Q: What is the progress on the task?

A: Tug Muffin.

R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.
by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019
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