Myer muffin

When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.
Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!
by Cookieareyummy264 September 17, 2009
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Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
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Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
by Elephant Raiden March 05, 2019
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tug muffin

A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
Q: What is the progress on the task?

A: Tug Muffin.

R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.
by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019
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Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*
by Soapy17 September 21, 2011
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Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
by ClownPenisDotFart October 15, 2010
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muffin toss

When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face
My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up
by Jwilly34 January 11, 2016
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