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Miss Gurl

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Hi have you seen me. Miss gurl.
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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The Missing Link

An individual with a gigantic golden horseshoe lodged in his ass. This person can never lose, or do anything wrong. He is the golden child and Teflon man in one. The complete opposite of being Kloused. This individual can even scam the Illinois government and collect multiple pensions to fund his gaming apps, but still not buy a round of drinks at the ball game.
I can't believe Joe is going on vacation again... that son of a bitch is The Missing Link.

The Cubs finally won the World series because they had The Missing Link in the stands.
by Road dog November 12, 2018
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I Missed It!

Expression used to declare that a target, goal, or objective was not executed properly, therefore missed entirely. Usually results in some type of injury or embarrasment. Most effective if uttered quickly at the exact moment of realization that the intended objective is lost and the resulting outcome will not be good.
"Bobby attempted to jump from the back of one moving pick-up truck into another while driving at 60 mph down the highway. Mid-air to the other truck, Bobby exclaimed "I missed it!" as his body hit the side of the truck, his hands scrambling madly to clutch the sides as he was dragged under the tire."
by Jeff Hamm October 15, 2005
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swiss miss

mmmm that is some nice swiss miss right there!
by little debbie March 24, 2008
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the cheek and miss

When one goes in for a kiss on the cheek but the other goes for the other cheek side. Upon meeting mouth to mouth, both persons just go along with it as a hook up.
Did you hear about Trina? She hooked up Ben. He used the cheek and miss on her...
by operationbowtie August 29, 2010
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Miss E

Miss E is a type of female that is an attention whore and a drama queen. A Miss E likes to exploit others to gain attention to herself. Example, posting images of starving children or Katrina victims to gain comments or attention to their own web pages. Avoid Miss E type people at all costs. Miss E people are total cunts and bitches and will drain you of all energy once you comment on their images.
Can you believe that Miss E is exploiting starving childern on her page to gain comments and attention? That Miss E is a cunt.
by Rob Edens September 18, 2007
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miss miller

when a girl puts her hair behind her ears, but a small piece hangs out in the right in front of your ear.
"hey u got a miss miller going on"
by allie October 16, 2004
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