Pop Machine

A Pop Machine is a male or female singer, songwriter, or band that turns out massive amounts of music to which they become very famous and rich.

*Can be used in a derogatory manner (too many annoying songs on the radio) or in an applauding manner (keeps on churning out endless musical creativity), it depends on how you view the artist.

Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, the Beatles, Jay-Z, Queen, the Black Eyed Peas, U2, Garth Brooks, Metalica, Sheryl Crow, the Rolling Stones, Beyoncé, Celine Dion, ABBA, KISS, Van Halen, Madonna, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, and countless others are all major Pop Machines.

by Yikker Yakker March 13, 2010

Bone Machine

A really hot guy

"Look at that bone machine over there..."

by softkitty_2013 May 15, 2016

giggle machine

someone who makes you laugh really hard, all the time.
also known as a giggle factory.

Geez, yer a total giggle machine.

by meganMACHINE July 25, 2008

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011

Fag Machine

1. Someone that's unbelievebly annoying.
2. A ridiculous person.

1. Sergio is such a fag machine.

by Paulette November 30, 2006

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.

He's in the Jackoff machine.

by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011