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loves

Really lame way of signing a letter. Not being used as the 3rd person singular form of the verb "to love." Most often employed by middle-school aged girls, who those of a similar mentality or stage of mental development.

Not to be confused with "with love" or especially "SINCERELY."
HEY!!!!!!!!!!

i am a talentless hack! I also lack english language skills and the ability to utter anything I actually mean!!! But I still sometimes claim to be "blunt." WEIRD, HUH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B.D.
by Jayellebee September 16, 2006
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lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd
A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"
by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004
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lopes

noun. uneven sized breast, lopsided boobs
Steve: I think Stacy has lopes
Chung: Yea, the right one sags
by chung April 3, 2005
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stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005
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loveshit

A word used to express i; Feelings of hate and disgust at another animal, vegetable or mineral's actions or state of being OR ii; Feeling of joy and acknowledgement of an animal, vegetable or mineral's actions or state of being.

The paradoxical nature of the word means that multiple interprettations can be derived from a single use. For example, to call a person a loveshit may mean that the person will perceive the word, intentioned to be a compliment, as an offense, or vice versa.

Similarly, in group situations different members may have different interprettations regarding the throwing of the phrase "loveshit" around in general conversation. For this reason loveshit is to be used with caution and is to be handled carefully for fear of the phrase back-firing upon you.

As a way to avoid confusion emphasis in the pronunciation can be used by the wielder to elucidate their intentions:
Positive; You are such a LOVEshit

Negative; You are such a LoveSHIT

Possesive: You are my LOVEshit

Negative reinforcement; If only you weren't such a loveshit

Positive reinforcement; If only you could be a little bit more of a loveshit

Greeting; Heya loveshit

Goodbye; Much love... shit
by David William Pope Esquire October 24, 2007
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Maggie loves rob more

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Lovespud

Hello my little lovespud
by Whippett December 7, 2010
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