lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 February 28, 2017

Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.

Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship

by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021

lazy lake

Tilted towers but on crack

Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.

by dajayboy November 26, 2020

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011

lazy dolphin

So like when your laying there and tired and someone is horny your partner rolls over and pops their ass and your grinding that shit until they get theirs. That’s the lazy dolphin and then you go to bed.

Tracy “I’m tired. Can we just do the lazy dolphin and got to bed?”

by anonymous May 1, 2021

Lazy Maisy

a cute name for a female who is so ridiculously lazy its unbelievable.

My god Aisha hasnt done anything today, she is such a lazy maisy

by Smurfypoo November 17, 2009

The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.

"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."

by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014