Finding somthing funny and instead of laughing saying lawlzorz then adding cat at the and for no aperent reason. (I do it all the time, and some of my friedns do to, lawlzorz cat)
Marko: Dang dillon you owned me in Call of Duty 3 Again
Dillon: Lawlzorz Cat Arcie: your a lawlzorz cat (he usualy doesnt make sence in RL)
Tony: My 360 doesnt work QQ
A female (or male) custody or divorce lawyer. More commonly female, unless not in the U.S.
This term is commonly used for family court Judges, lawyers, feminist polticians and other parasites who think they are nobly serving society with their pompous attitude, when in fact they are robbing and oppressing the same society they claim that they are protecting. In most social circles of people who have been clients or stood before them, its quickly replacing "Your Honor" and "attorney" since its much more sppropriate and a direct translation of these types of people.
That Lawless Cunt Conniver and Well known Vermont family court celebrity, Patricia Benelli splits up families without just cause. Not to mention she is a fascist whore and would stab someone in the back for $5.
Lawllateralism: The word used to observe the effect of Instant Messaging on the brain when the patent starts to say or type "LOL" or "LAWL" instead of actually laughing.
"I think she's come down with Lawllateralism sense she bought that new phone."