Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016
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DAYUM I HEARD THAT LUNCH HOES ARE ACTUALLY A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO REDEEM THERE FWB
AWARDS CARD. The TRUE LUNCH HOES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN
AWARDS CARD. The TRUE LUNCH HOES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN
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A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.
by scolen2 March 5, 2008
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1. Also known as a nooner or a “boat ride” (during which a boat ride may or may not occur), but always a mid-day sexual encounter with your significant other. Not to be confused with afternoon delight which always occurs after LUNCH.
2. “LUNCH” is an intimate gathering of gentlemen who meet to eat and drink mid-day, not to be confused with “lunch”. The number of gentlemen must exceed three men and has no upper limit other than the size of the table.
Often LUNCH has no set menu, nor is it prix fix. The most exclusive LUNCH gatherings have menus established by the chef under the “carte blanche” rule of Michelin dining.
LUNCH must include multiple bottles and types of liquor. Bonus LUNCH points are accrued for flaming drinks. Some expert arbiters of LUNCH actually cook and eat their own lunches in the restaurant’s kitchen, in which case the number of attendees may fall below two people, and may only occur if the acumen is judged high enough by the executive chef.
LUNCH may not last less than 1.5 minutes (a.k.a. Lunchus Minoris) nor exceed 6.5 hours (a.k.a. Lunchus Majoris nee Cazadores Primerus Majorus).
1. Also known as a nooner or a “boat ride” (during which a boat ride may or may not occur), but always a mid-day sexual encounter with your significant other. Not to be confused with afternoon delight which always occurs after LUNCH.
2. “LUNCH” is an intimate gathering of gentlemen who meet to eat and drink mid-day, not to be confused with “lunch”. The number of gentlemen must exceed three men and has no upper limit other than the size of the table.
Often LUNCH has no set menu, nor is it prix fix. The most exclusive LUNCH gatherings have menus established by the chef under the “carte blanche” rule of Michelin dining.
LUNCH must include multiple bottles and types of liquor. Bonus LUNCH points are accrued for flaming drinks. Some expert arbiters of LUNCH actually cook and eat their own lunches in the restaurant’s kitchen, in which case the number of attendees may fall below two people, and may only occur if the acumen is judged high enough by the executive chef.
LUNCH may not last less than 1.5 minutes (a.k.a. Lunchus Minoris) nor exceed 6.5 hours (a.k.a. Lunchus Majoris nee Cazadores Primerus Majorus).
I met my wife for LUNCH after picking up the latest SI swimsuit edition...
Charles said we should meet for LUNCH on Friday and Marcelino took such good care of us I was in trouble until Tuesday!
Charles said we should meet for LUNCH on Friday and Marcelino took such good care of us I was in trouble until Tuesday!
by Mr-Gus April 12, 2019
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Get the Free Lunch mug.A Person who is very slim and tall, hasn't got any muscles and acts like a coward or a pussy. A Lauch looks like a beanstalk and is very weak.
The word Lauch has its origin in Hamburg, Germany. But it has become a common word all over Germany, Austria and Switzerland.
The word Lauch has its origin in Hamburg, Germany. But it has become a common word all over Germany, Austria and Switzerland.
by TQB June 17, 2007
Get the Lauch mug.A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).
Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
by Alex Ausenbaugh February 10, 2007
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