Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

Kitten button

The viewable part of a womans vagina as seen from behind.

Say, her skirt was so short that when she bent over, I could see her kitten button!

by Lizbeinist October 5, 2019

munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021

kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.

1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight

by taytay1212 November 18, 2011

Teris kitten

A person who will literally lick teris ass juices off the floor like a good little kitten and will receive nitro as a reward

Teri: kitten come here i need you to do something for me

Teris Kitten: oh no please

Teri: thats right i need you to lick the ass stains off the floor

by Wanna breed July 8, 2021

rainbow kitten

A not yet, fully grown cat with a great multitude of colors.

see also... kitten and unikitten

"my kitten rolled around in my dirty painting brushes. it is now a rainbow kitten!"

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017

Kitten McNugget

Only sold at Chinese McDonald's.

Ill have a small fry and a 10 peice Kitten McNugget

by Mkezar December 8, 2016