Sperm Killers

Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.

"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"

by iceteaIceedout September 7, 2014

boss killer

Boss killer is a man with a huge ego that is never wrong subsequently drives everyone around him crazy .lack of human intelligence, needs lessons on communication, needs to pull what ever is up his bit out.boss killer

That boss killer is driving me insane

by 1982 steve March 11, 2017

Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008

killer diller

A musician that really plays all out. Especially a horn player. From the big band era.

Man, he's really killer diller on that trumpet.

by chalk757 July 28, 2004

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 13, 2016

killdest

The most killed person.

"This guy is going to be the most killdest guy in the WHOLE GALAXY UNIVERSE FOREVER INFINITY!"

by Not_jack March 25, 2018

Kitten Killer

A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.

Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".

Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".

Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".

Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".

by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023