Kevin

A cartoon character from Spongebob Squarepants. He is a sea cucumber and love hunting jellyfishes and got stung by the jellyfish itself all over his body (including his eyes). He have a crown on his head which is sticking to his body

Kevin: "any question?"
Spongebob: *raises his hand* "Hi, Kevin"
Kevin: "Next!"
(spongebob does the same thing all over again0

by kwyydeez April 22, 2018

Kevin

Kevin, literally the best person you’ll ever meet.

“I met this amazing guy at the bar yesterday “

“He must be a Kevin”

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Kevin

Straight up awkward. But awkward in a way that he is aware of, and is okay with you making fun of him. You end up bonding and being such good friends because of how charming his awkward/goofy personality is. Usually athletic, dumb friend who works at mcdonalds. Has a silly voice, and is kind of cute.

Kevin.. what a guy.

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Kevin

The male counterpart of a Kathy. If you don’t know what that means, then you probably are a Kevin.

Kevin just publicly called out someone on Instagram for not offsetting their carbon emissions on their last flight smh.

by Clout Check Podcast July 11, 2020

Kevin

Is dating a girl named Erika.

Guy 1: Is Rika single?
Guy 2: No. She's dating Kevin.

by TurboBoy August 14, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.

Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Kevin

Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.

Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.

by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018