keith Martin

A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time

Woah that Keith Martin he is a sigma

by Mjbigpp October 25, 2022

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

keith fnf

nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.

not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit

by waityougoodb August 2, 2022

Keith

Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.

Who is that?

Oh that's daddy Keith

by IAn Pp February 7, 2021

Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.

A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”

by MediumMF July 17, 2025