juan el picante

An old monk who falls in wells, shatters glasses, and has a usual response of "OH!".

Abi: Good evening Juan
Juan El Picante: "OH!MAY THE LORD BE WITH YE!"

by myface~ August 27, 2009

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner.

That dude was juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

Juan Mo Time

1. Something you say when you want to do something again.
2. Teabag's boat name.
3. Fishing boat in Zihutanejo, Mexico.
4. Daft Punk song.

Danno - Jollaray Juan Mo Time?
Dock owner - If you guys don't leave I'm calling the Navy.
Danno - Call the Navy. We're busy. Mohgs you need to jollaray Juan Mo Time.

by Mohgzilla February 9, 2023

Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.

Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.

by mavsfan January 29, 2008

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

Obi-Juan Kenobi

The smartest Juan of them all! A combination of one of the greatest StarWars Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the most commonly used Mexican name, Juan. This person is probably really into StarWars, but isn't nerdy enough to go on and call themselves the actual StarWars name, and so they do things to it to make it seem more authentic and original. Another StarWarsMix name a Juan will use is Juan Solo, which mixes Han Solo's name with Juan.

Obi-Juan Kenobi: my favorite episode has always been episode V.

R-2Pac: beep boop.

Juan Solo: mine's IV.

Anniekin Skywalker: nerd :P

by jediknight_nito June 12, 2009

Juan de dios

Fun guy,always laughing and class clown. Usually wavy black hair and mustache.

Juan de dios or juan del diablo.

by lerolero December 19, 2016