Josh

A little beta boi bitch who simps on girls because his life is shit.

They will typically play the victim, when in actuality the caused everything.

person 1: "you heard about Stacey's new simp?"

person 2: "yeah, hes probably called Josh"

by josh is a simp August 7, 2020

Josh

Josh, the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He funny and will always be there when you need him. Or in other words, Josh is perfect.

Josh and Yasmin laugh and tell jokes together.

by Joshua is perfect July 28, 2019

Josh

Josh is the alternative word for a Chad.

USEC 1 (Michael): "I heard Josh (USEC 3) went into labs and single-handedly wiped a 5-man fully geared team."
USEC 2 (Chris): "Woah, That's such a Josh thing to do."

by TheChadOfCustoms February 12, 2021

Josh

Noun: an unreliable guy who will never do anything fun with you. Often ditches friends in favour of Chap laps.

Verb: the act of being a Josh. Ditching your friends and plans for no good reason.

Joshed (Verb- past tense)

Danny: Are we still drinking tonight?

Jon: No, Cairine and Almaz totally Joshed us. They're so unreliable.

by notajosh December 18, 2011

Josh

a dinosaur

look at rex, its Josh

by tarawahahaha October 28, 2013

The josh

The act of letting a girl fuck you in the ass with a strap-on

His girlfriend wanted to preform the josh on him

by Fuckgodnigga November 29, 2016

josh

Nice sexy darkskin guy who does not judge he may be bright but he cares about everyone who he comes in contact with. He is in a gang called nlmb Josh has a good friend named John is lightskin but Josh is nice to him and anyone no gay stuff NLMB IS LIFE Josh is saucy in ball.

Josh is so darkskin with that sexy face

by Darkskin josh March 23, 2017