Greatest. Band. Ever. No, I am not 12, I am 15, and yes, I listen to 'real' music too...I do not watch Disney Channel all the time...I am not in love with High School Musical...and I hate Hannah Slutana.
by C.N.J. December 29, 2007
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.
Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
by Raychel. May 14, 2009
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A band of three brothers that used to have a good sound (back when Nick was a soprano) but then Disney Channel decided to sign them and give them a bajillion dollars and now their music sucks and a bunch of fat spoiled little middle-school girls scream and faint and die because of them.
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: Oh My Jonas! I love the Jonas Brothers! Joe is such a hunk! Ahh! I'm gonna marry him one day! Ahh!
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: No way! He's mine!
Spoiled 12-year-old girl: No way! I called him first! But you can have Nick.
Other spoiled12-year-old girl: Whatever, at least my man has normal eyebrows.
Former Jonas-Brother Fan: FUCK YOU FATTIES.
by gLeek<3 March 27, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.an okay band. they're lyrics DO have some meaning and the tunes and the beats are alright. but the fanbase of this group is way too much. i swear every single jonas fan out there is like a crazy stalker. but anyways...there an okay band(what do you expect, there underage) that gets way to overhyped. well they're better than Hannah Montana
crazy girl:OMG OMG!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE COMING TO MY HOMETOWN!!!!! *jumps around and falls*
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
by jadali March 16, 2008
Get the jonas brothers mug.A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.
I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.
by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009
Get the Jonas Funnel mug.An inspiring, amazing band from Wycoff, New Jersey. Just because their music isn't some rap song about some girls butt, or some heavy metal punk kid whining about how crap life is, with drug references and that, doesn't mean their music is kiddy. No, I am not 12. I am almost 17. I hate the incredibly cheesey High School Musical, the disney channel and Hannah Montana.
Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.
Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.
Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.
If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.
Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.
Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.
Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.
If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.
8 year old: I love the Jonas Brothers!
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.
by xBELIVEIBLEDx June 2, 2008
Get the jonas brothers mug.The most amazing band in the world, Kevin, lead guitarist, Nick, vocalist, drummer, guitarist, pianist, and much more, and Joe, guitarist, vocalist, and tamborinist (lol). Awesome people who love their fans! BUY A LITTLE BIT LONGER, ITS AWESOME!!! Also have 2 other albums, its about time (not available in stores) and their Self titled album, Jonas Brothers... they are amazing and awesome
THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SO AWESOME
by The year 3000 October 16, 2008
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