AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
a retard
by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 24, 2019
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.
2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!
3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!
3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
by T Baggins July 16, 2011
1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.
2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"
by Trinity R January 13, 2008