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jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.
I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.
by Awhshit! October 16, 2014
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Jizz Nits

I caught Jizz Nits from a nasty skank.... The doctor gave me a cream and told me to shave my Netherlands.
by JSMcB September 20, 2012
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jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres
by Richard of armas November 4, 2021
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Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills
Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.
"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"
by chelegione May 23, 2012
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Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere
The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule
by Kaatkit October 25, 2017
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jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.
"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon
by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003
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