An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
Get the Circle Jerkmug. When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
Get the John-Jerkmug. by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
Get the Soap jerkingmug. by BLegs February 27, 2011
Get the hover jerkmug. Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018
Get the Cloud-Jerkingmug. by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
Get the Carpet jerkingmug. The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.
by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017
Get the jerk and poopmug.